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Tuesday Jokes, You need to keep smiling!

Come and put some smile on your face! Oh Yes today’s jokes will make you laugh and laugh…. We want you not to just read and get latest news, we also want you to smile and feel happy.

Joke No1.

Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It’s about tym we value our Nigerian products.?? ?????????????

Joke No2.

Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a Proclaimation or a Declaration?????????

Joke. No3

On my wedding day, I will be Dancing with P.O.S. You cannot come and be spraying me 50 50 Naira!!
Come with your ATM cards abeg…

Joke No4

My friend? is getting married? next week,,I was so excited? until I checked the transport? fare from owerri to Lagos I just remembered he? offended me in SS1
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Okay that’s all for today! Hope the jokes made your day!

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