Jokes for Wednesday COme and Laugh and Laugh and Laugh and Laugh & Laugh (lol).

Haloooooooo…today is another to laugh jare!…we hope this jokes will pour some smile on your face..oya read am and laugh. Please don’t laugh like that Chimpanzee on the image above ooo.
First Joke:
Armed robber: your money or your life?
Abu: I don’t have money and I have given my life to Christ.
Armed robber: you are mad so what can I take from you ?
Abu: you can take away my sins…
??????
Second Joke:
A man at kaduna psychiatric
hospital climbed up a tree & spent half the day on d tree.
All of a sudden, he let go of d branch & fell straight to the ground.
One of d Doctors rushed to the scene & asked him, ”Udeme whats the matter with you?”
The man gladly replied…
“I DON RIPE”????
Third Joke:
The best place to chill n flex is in your dreams. If you have no money to pay your bills, jst wake up n nobody will catch you ???…
And that’s all hope you had fun?
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