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Monday Jokes [Start your Week with a smile on your Face]

Jokes – Come and start laughing…and start your Week with a smile on your Face.

Heloo guys, today AllSchool will be sharing amazing jokes with you! This is to help reduce your stress hormones. Please don’t forget to share this page with friends!

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Joke No1

Some graduates will be bragging that some work is too small for them
just because they have one degree
bros!!
thermometer have 100degrees but still works in my armpit

????


Joke No2

A girl at a boarding school texts her father….??????

“Goodevening Dad,i hopes u is fine and the hoe familiy.
Dad, i want to remembers u that we will starting ezams nest week,so a sckool want u to paid the sckool fins all else i will not goying to write the ezam.Your lavely dowter, God blast you”

Then the father replied:
“Good evening and hope u are fine as well. Please don’t even bother to write the exams coz u cant even pass, tomorrow i will send u transport money u come back home and become a native doctor.
Infact, let God blast u, not me. Idiot!!”

?let me be going am coming?‍♀?‍♀


Joke No3

If boys aint careful, they would date the same girl twice. They would be like…
BOY: You look familiar.
GIRL: Yes you dated me in 2012… I was dark then.?????


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Okay guys that all for today…what out for tomorrow’s jokes and for more jokes please share this page with friends.

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