Random Jokes that will make LAUGH for HOURS.

Random Jokes that will make LAUGH for HOURS.

Gooooooood morning…..

How was your weekend? Nice right? Okay today in our effort to reduce your stress and put some smile on your face, AllSchool will be sharing with you some amazing jokes that bliss your day…..

Jokes No 1:

We are slowly losing our culture.can you imagine a man wash his hands after eating akara instead of rubbing dey oil on his head.

Jokes No2:

Raise ur hand if u still believe dat Nigeria can win the world cup.Now use dat hand to knock ur head for believing nonsense???

Jokes No3.

One day, thieves came to Akpos’ house. His father quickly noticed them and asked Akpos to bring his gun.After Akpos brought him his gun, he told him to hide in the room. As the thieves entered, his father brandished his gun at them and they began to tremble. Suddenly, Akpos came out of the room. His father, surprised, commanded, “Go inside!”Akpos shouted back, “Dad, you forgot to put water into the gun.?‍♂”Akpos’ father is currently in the hospital receiving treatment.
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Jokes No4.

I met one small boy crying profusely with two fifty-fifty Naira notes in his hands!
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him 50 Naira sugar and 50 Naira cowbell.
But he has forgotten which of the 50 Naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.
If you smile then the boy is from your village.???

Jokes No5.

Mallam Musa lost his cheque booklet and went to bank after 2 days to report.

Bank manager: But I warned u to be careful with your chequebook mallam, cos anyone can forge your signature.

Mallam: I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques, so they won’t have space to forge my signature..

Bank Manager fainted.Lo ba tan ??????????.

Okay that’s all for today! Hope the jokes made your day!

Please note the jokes were fiction, this means that names and tribes used are merely coincidental.

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