JOKES: Friday Jokes that make you laugh and FALL!!!

Here are five jokes that MUST make you smile and laugh!

Joke NO1:

WOMEN AND THEIR JEALOUS ATTITUDE……?????

A girl was in a public transport ?
And wanted to see the reaction of others……. So she took her phone and dialed a number, place the phone to her?ear, And said in a low tune:
Baby, i can’t come to you today because I’m in the same public transport with your wife, she seem like coming to house….
I will call you later okey?
I love you!??????

All the women in the bus demanded,
“Excuse me!!
I want to see the number you just called ?????

Right now, it is hot and heated in the bus……
Even a pastor wife want to know the last number the lady called??????????

Am still there separating fight…..
That’s why we did’t post jokes yesterday!!
?????????????

JOKE No2

Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same.
American: Move the steering slowly,press brake,move slowly.
Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. “Oya Cut Your OUR Hand , I say Cut Your Hand.
CUT IT FULL…Idiot see trailer coming ooo..You’ll just die like fowl.
?????????

JOKE NO 3

And Yoruba People Will Say You Came Into This World With Nothing Nd You Shall Leave With Nothing #Biko, What Of Those Tribal Mark?

JOKE NO4.

That fucking moment when u ate gala inside bus …and u threw away ur phone outside thinking it was the nylon
?????

JOKE NO5

Some guys can deceive eeh… They’ll be like ‘Baby, I see my future kids in your eyes… Weldone sir chairman of National population census. Hope you’ re seeing golden morn, pampers, school fees and other baby food on her forehead too?

Abeg that all for today!!! Hope you enjoyed the jokes??? 

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