Jokes to Make you Laugh & laugh & Laugh & Laugh & Laugh

Jokes to Make you Laugh & laugh & Laugh & Laugh & Laugh.

Joke No 1.

Stupidity is when u feel headache and instead of buying Panadol,you use the money to buy airtym and log in to facebook and post “Am feeling headache”with 57 others just to get comments like “get well soon”,”sorry baby”,,your foolishness is beyond repair????? I wish Judas sold people like you ????????

Joke No.2

At a Mental Hospital :
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Doctor : – “What is this?”
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Mad Man: – “This is a book i wrote. Total 500 pages.”
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Doctor – “You wrote 500 pages?!… woooooow, What did you write?”
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Mad man: “On the first page i wrote one King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.
And on the last page i wrote The King reached the Jungle.”
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Doctor :- “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?”
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Mad Man :- “I wrote;
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Doctor:-??? (stunned) “AND what’s that????!!!!!”
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Mad Man :- “That’s the sound of the Horse running…The hooves digging the terrain.”
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Doctor – “AND Who will read your story?”
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Mad Man : “I will put it on AllSchool My mad friends will definitely read it…
One of them is reading????

Joke No3.

If you want to woo a Nigerian lady on social media, don’t start with “hi” I repeat don’t start with “hi”
She won’t reply you. Start with, “Which bank are you using?

Okay…more jokes loading tomorrow.

See also: Amazing story for Tuesday with Title Trial of Okiki.