Jokes for Today: Start your Monday with a Lovely Smile

Jokes for Today: Start your Monday with a Smile.

How was your weekend guys? Hope it was marvelously well. Incase there were issues, my prayer for you is that this week will be a blessed week.

I love seeing people smile and that’s why I want to share some amazing jokes with you…enjoy reading! BUT please after reading, tell us the one that got you well and share this page with friends.

Joke No.1

Most People on social media platform are gradually turning into an imbecile. How can someone do a video without saying anything, just be blinking eyes, Turning neck and licking lips?

Joke No.2:

30 minutes post u got 705 likes
???
3 hours exam u got 5 marks
??? sister, the devil is dancing SHAKU SHAKU with your destiny???e?????????

Joke No 3

My dad will hold belt and still tell you come
I won’t flog you
OK, you want to hang me? ???

Joke No.4

Teacher: why are you late?
Boy: A man lost his money.
Teacher: So you were helping
him find the money?
Boy: No I was standing on it.

?????

Joke No.5

An arm robber invaded 1 house and found a couple sitting at a table room.Pointing the gun he said,, let me know the names of my victims before i kill them….
Wife:I am Martha

Robber:oh holy my mother’s name is martha…i can’t kill martha.
(pointing the gun at the husband and you??)

Husband:Am Donatus..but my friends call me martha

i swear
?????

Please after reading, tell us the one that got you well and share this page with friends.