Joke No1.
I just love these kids…
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!??
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Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Joseph.???
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TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child) ??
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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REBECCA: Yesterday you said it’s H to O. �♀�♂
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TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me! ?♂
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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are. ??
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand…… ??
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TEACHER: Buwembo, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
BUWEMBO : No sir, It’s the same dog. ??
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
FEMI: A teacher ??
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL’S MEDICINE!!
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Joke No. 2:
Time to laugh
PLEASE DON’T LAUGH ALONE
IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT
IS READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL???
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is
water that will cook fish finish, I will not belif it.
Is this how other lofers are behafe to theirself?
U haf refus to call me for the past one mont.
and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be say your
numba is unreach, is unreach.
You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my
father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to
treat ur in-laws? I know we haf not marry but I
know uer my horseband from heafen.
Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first
person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that
she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She
efen tell me that u hog together.
If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself.
Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It
will not be better for anybody that wan to
scatter our middle.
Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to
tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing
yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying
twins. I haf been fery fery happy since
yesterday. I haf give the twins name o……sifau
and musibau. I don’t sure if u like it. Come n
see me
tomorrow bcos I am fery weak now. Silifa, my
younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not
up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to
get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to
send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba’s naming o.
The color is red and yellow.Red for the ‘buba’,
and yellow for the ‘iro’. They said we can use
any color for the ‘gele’. But me I want to use
blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I
cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten
is happening in this world o. dont say I am the
one that tell you o.i hear that it’s not anti
taiba’s horseband that gif her the belle that she
use to born the pregnancy. True true, the baby
is not resemble him. Eniwe yurs lofly
Sikira.
Okay Guys…I hope that made your day…please make sure you always keep a smiling face..it makes you healthier!
I haf laff tire sef that efenin my belly his wanting to bost. Dis my brodas hand sistas his sooo hunbiarable. Tnx guys