Jokes that will make you laugh for straight 24hours.
1. I’m still mad at NOAH for allowing Mosquitoes to enter the Ark, He will have just allow them to be destroyed by flood now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on my body.
2. If you see any post like…”Every disappointment is a blessing” Just know that the person failed jamb.
3. Girls and Fashion…Some Girls handbag be looking like Ballot Box as if they want to go and rig election.
4. Pressing phone while pooing…. Makes pooing interesting….Do I have a witness in the house.
5. Tomorrow I will be calling all the cockroaches and rats in my house for a MEETING so we can discuss how we will be sharing the rent.. I dont know who owns the house anymore…
6. Why is KFC chicken so expensive….. Did the chicken attend private university…
7. Girls who wear chains around their legs Abeg the slave trade is over nah… Stop giving us flash back Am at my busstop…. Come and beat me. .
8. I bought a pant of N9,000 and you expect me wear it under my trouser? Hell NO!…..Abeg ooo If you see someone dress like superman on the streets just know that its me. .
9. Forget about electricity shocking…. Nothing shocks more than touching you pocket and then discover that your phone isn’t there.
10. Self sacrifice is when two witches from your village are discussing who’s gonna be the next victim…..then you pass by singing “I’m the one” by DJ khaled…you are finished.
11. I bought power Bank N650 and I was very happy it was cheap until my phone started charging the power Bank.
12. I just love Nigerian university’s, their identity cards comes with Rope..just incase you are tired of life.
13. Someone should better tell ETISALAT no matter how they try,ain’t nobody gonna start calling them 9mobile. They should go and ask NEPA.
14. 8. See me see MTN!!!….Lolzz
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